i can;t breathE neither can she (via tothefridgeandbeyond)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via persimdo)
Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!
me: …really?
does it even work?…
ASDFDSDFGHJKJAADFSHGJKFALGHJAJHJKFDG
(via tothefridgeandbeyond)
dresses like normal teenage boy
dresses like a normal teenage boy
dresses like gay jock
dresses like gay professor
dresses like gay sailor
Hard or soft shell?
Oh, what do you think Harry?
Hard. A good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find.
Oh Harry, you always know what to say.
Hey, tacos are my favorite food.
(Source: leilockheart, via bada-boombada-bing)
My boyfriend is like a bowl of lemons
I don’t have a bowl of lemons
well when life gives you those lemons, make lemonade
if you get what im saying.
(via tothefridgeandbeyond)
when i ask you what race you are only choose from these options below
- black
- white
- asian
- hispanic
(via tothefridgeandbeyond)
I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die
I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.
(via nervoustruth)
(Source: 6somewith1d, via somanylawls)
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki, via somanylawls)
(Source: onlybecauseeveryoneelsehasone, via somanylawls)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via nervoustruth)
Welcome, internet obsessed humans to my blog. Let me tell you a little bit about myself...I'm Filipino/Canadian, currently obsessed over Doctor Who, Once Upon A Time, The Hunger Games, Glee, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Merlin, Harry Potter,etc. Hope you enjoy my blog
